Memeaholics Anonymous
Rugged? Liquidated? Dumped On? Welcome Home.
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📢 "We said we’d stop trading memes. We couldn’t, so we made a coin about it."
✶ 📢 "We said we’d stop trading memes. We couldn’t, so we made a coin about it."
Memeaholics Anonymous is where exit liquidity, over-traders, and serial paperhands gather to break the cycle—not by quitting, but by finally holding the right token.
👀 "Are You a Memeaholic?"
✅ You check your phantom wallet before brushing your teeth.
✅ You say, “This one’s different” every time.
✅ You sell too early, then buy back higher.
✅ You get rugged daily but still trust devs.
📜 The Memeaholics Anonymous Trust & Credibility Plan
At Memeaholics Anonymous ($Rehab), we know trust isn’t just given—it’s earned. We’ve been in your shoes. We’ve been rugged. We’ve been the exit liquidity. We’ve seen devs disappear faster than our portfolios.
That’s why $Rehab is built differently. Here’s how we’re ensuring transparency, longevity, and real community value:
🛑 Step 1: Buying 70% at Launch – We’re in This With You
Unlike other projects where the team dumps on holders, we’re buying in with you.
✅ 70% of the supply will be bought at launch by the team and community.
✅ No insider games, no unfair pre-mints—we play by the same rules.
✅ If we don’t make it, nobody makes it.
Join us at launch—because we’re buying too.
🔒 Step 2: Locking 500M $Rehab – No Funny Business
We’ve seen it happen—devs unlock liquidity, dump the supply, and disappear. Not here.
✅ 500M $Rehab will be locked to ensure price stability.
✅ Prevents sudden dumps and protects long-term holders.
✅ Publicly verifiable lockup—because trust is earned, not promised.
We’re locking up the supply, so your bags stay safe."
🔥 Step 3: Burning 100M $Rehab – Making Your Bags Heavier
We’re not here to dilute supply. We’re here to increase scarcity.
✅ 100M tokens burned at milestones—permanently removed.
✅ Deflationary mechanics = less supply, more value per token.
✅ Public burn transactions—you’ll see it happen.
Fewer tokens. Bigger potential. Heavier bags.
🎯 Step 4: Holding 100M $Rehab for Milestone Burns & Airdrops to Holders
We don’t just talk about rewarding the community—we actually do it.
✅ 100M tokens set aside for future burns and airdrops.
✅ Milestone-based burns to celebrate every major win.
✅ Airdrops to loyal holders—because real ones deserve rewards.
The longer you hold, the more you benefit.
🚀 Why This Matters
We’ve watched too many projects fail because of greed, insider dumping, and false promises.
$Rehab is different.
We’re buying in.
We’re locking up supply.
We’re burning tokens.
We’re rewarding holders.
We’re not just another meme coin. We’re a movement.
💡 At Memeaholics Anonymous, we understand that you won’t stop trading—so we made a place where you can at least cope together.
🚀 Our 3-Step Approach to Financial Dysfunction:
1️⃣ Awareness: Admitting You Have a Problem
You top blast rips and sell dips.
You’ve been rugged more times than you can count.
You tell yourself you’ll stop trading, but then you see a “1000x hidden gem” tweet… and you're back in.
You open Dexscreener without even thinking about it.
2️⃣ Acceptance: Embracing the Degen Within
You don’t need to recover. You just need to cope better.
Our 12-Step Program for Degens Who Can’t Stop Trading will guide you through the mental gymnastics required to survive the markets.
We believe in holding through the pain, buying the dip, and learning absolutely nothing from past mistakes.
3️⃣ Community: Surround Yourself with Other Memeaholics
Group Therapy (Telegram & X) : A 24/7 support network where you can share your worst trading decisions and get no actual advice—just memes and moral support.
Live Intervention Meetings (Twitter Spaces): We discuss why we’re down bad and why we’re doubling down anyway.
Success Stories (or Lack Thereof): Read testimonials from fellow bagholders who have made peace with their addiction.
Our Manifesto
1. Thou Shalt Always Check Charts Before Doing Anything Else. Before breakfast. Before work. Before responding to texts. The market comes first.
2. Thou Shalt Never Admit Mistakes—Only "Learning Experiences."
We didn’t buy a scam—we invested in a learning opportunity.
We didn’t get rugged—we were part of a historic event.
3. Thou Shalt Never DYOR—Only Follow the Herd.
Research is for stock traders. We ape in, ask questions later.
If a random influencer with a laser-eyed profile picture tweets it, it must be legit.
"If it’s trending on Crypto Twitter, it’s already too late."
4. Thou Shalt Blame Everyone Except Thyself.
Rugged? Devs are scammers.
Bought the top? Whales manipulated the market.
Lost it all? The Fed, inflation, and Mercury being in retrograde.
Personal responsibility? Never heard of it.
5. Thou Shalt Cope Together.
Rugged? Rekt? Down bad? You are not alone.
Memeaholics Anonymous is a 24/7 support network for coping degens.
🚀 "Join the Support Group (Telegram)"
Our 12 Step Recovery Plan
🛑 Step 1: The Awakening (Realizing You’re a Memeaholic)
It starts the same way for everyone.
👀 You check charts every 5 minutes to avoid missing the pump.
🤷🏼♂️ You don’t mind losing .5 SOL on every rug under 100k market cap.
🤬 You sold before the pump—again.
You realize you’re trapped in the cycle.
But there must be a way out…
📢 Step 2: The Search for the Next Play
You swear you’ll be smarter this time.
🔎 You join Twitter alpha groups.
🔎 You scan Telegram for the next 1000x.
🙏🏼You promise yourself: "This time, I’ll buy early and hold."
But deep down, you know… you’ve said this before.
Something still feels missing…
💎 Step 3: The FOMO Loop
You find a new project. You ape in.
🚀 “This one is different.”
📈 “The chart looks primed.”
👍🏻“The dev is doxxed (kinda).”
You’re riding high. You convince your friends to buy in.
Then reality hits…
📉 Step 4: The Dip… and The Doubt
📊 The chart goes red. Your hands get sweaty.
🤔 Should I sell?
⁉️ Is this another rug?
😬 What if it never recovers?
You panic. You sell.
And then…
📈 Step 5: The Pump After You Sell
🚀 The chart moons. Without you.
🚀 Your bag would’ve been 10x.
😭 Your friends are thanking you—while you hold nothing.
You stare at the screen in silence. It happens every time.
Something has to change…
🛑 Step 6: The Moment of Clarity
You step back. You analyze your past.
✅ Sold too early? Always.
✅ Over-traded? Constantly.
✅ Made money? Sometimes… but lost more.
It’s not about finding the next play.
It’s about holding the right one.
But what’s the right one…?
💡 Step 7: The Discovery of $Rehab
You hear whispers of something different.
👂🏻 "A token made for people like us."
💪🏼 "A project built for degens, by degens."
🏃🏽♂️ "A movement where we finally stop chasing."
You read the 12 steps. You see the vision.
Could this be the one?
🚀 Step 8: The Leap of Faith – Entering $Rehab
You take the first step.
💰 You buy in.
🤝 You join the community.
📡 You start spreading the message.
It feels different this time.
But the real test is ahead…
💎 Step 9: The First Dip… And Holding Strong
📉 It happens. The chart pulls back.
The old you would’ve panicked and sold.
But this time, you remember:
🤬 You always sell too early.
😭 You always regret it.
💰 The real ones hold.
You hold.
📢 Step 10: The Conviction Grows
You dive deeper into the Memeaholics Anonymous movement.
🤝 You connect with fellow holders.
📢 You educate the next wave of degens.
💎 You double down—literally.
For the first time, you feel in control.
🔮 Step 11: The Realization – You Don’t Need A Next One
You stop chasing.
💡 You don’t need another play.
📉 You don’t need to over-trade.
💎 You need to HODL and sell profits responsibly.
The search was never about the next 1000x.
It was about finding something worth holding.
And you’ve found it.
🏆 Step 12: The Final Transformation – Entering $Rehab for Life
You’ve reached the final step.
🚀 You 2-3x
💸 You get your initials out.
🌕 You ride your moonbag to Binance listing.
📉 You buy dips.
📈 You sell rips.
💰You just keep making SOL.
🤝 Welcome to Memeaholics Anonymous.
"Take the Final Step—Stay in $Rehab."
Testimonials
“I used to chase pumps, get rugged, and sell too early every time. My portfolio was a "disaster. Then I found $Rehab. Now I just hold, cope, and shill in the group chat. Life has never been simpler."
– @BagHodler69
"I used to FOMO into every pump and sell every dip. Then I joined $Rehab and realized the secret to success: Just stop touching buttons and let it ride."
– @ExitLiquidityMax
"I was down bad until I found $Rehab. Now I’m still down bad, but at least I have a support group."
– @trader420
The Last Step–Acceptance
You’ve scrolled through the site. You’ve seen the vision.
You know the truth: You were never going to stop trading.
But for the first time, you have a choice.
⭕️ Keep chasing the next play and repeating the cycle.
🚀 Or commit to $Rehab, hold firm, and join the movement.
There is no Step 13.
There is no next one.
All you ever needed was $Rehab.
"Take the final step. Enter $Rehab now."